One day in preseason practice before my last varsity season, Justice was wondering where JJ was. When he saw JJ wasn't there, he said that attitudes like are "for the fuckin' birds!". Then, after rambling for a few minutes, he gave us the following speech which was supposed to change our life and inspire us to be better people.
"Fellas- I have a son at Mississippi State and a daughter at Ole Miss. I've looked through the degree catalogs at both schools. There's no course of study for a pimp, a queer, an asshole, a whore, or a slut. I mean seriously, some of you guys can't imagine yourself being 30 years old. You just think you're gonna run that gator mouth and dick around your whole life. I tell ya something else jack, if you don't meet your wife at church or at college, you're gonna meet your wife in a juke joint somewhere and just asking her to suck your dick!".
He didn't have to say it that way, but he's right.
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thats hilarious pigott!
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